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awfulland:

Trying to whip up a quick H-ween game where u play 1-on-1 basketball as a ghost vs. a skeleton. Mostly whipping up bad puns:

-BOO-sketball

-Spookin’ hoops

-NBA 2k14 (National Bones Association—2k14 scary points out of a possible 10)

-Sheets vs Skinless

-Monday Fright Football (wrong game, unfortunately)

-Ghoul Ball (like “foul ball”, but stupid)

-Slam Pumpkin’

theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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