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Trying to whip up a quick H-ween game where u play 1-on-1 basketball as a ghost vs. a skeleton. Mostly whipping up bad puns:


-Spookin’ hoops

-NBA 2k14 (National Bones Association—2k14 scary points out of a possible 10)

-Sheets vs Skinless

-Monday Fright Football (wrong game, unfortunately)

-Ghoul Ball (like “foul ball”, but stupid)

-Slam Pumpkin’




There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele


(Source: meidosuji)

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